Basket.

I wish our local news was just that bit more interesting. We need more hard-hitting editorials. Here, their idea of one is a two-page New Paper "special report" on how teenage girls slash themselves, or how this many percent of teens have already had sex and how this is very worrying and wemusttakeactionimmediatelyaahhhhh, or, shock and horror, how the education system actually promotes elitism! *collective gasp*

Because it seriously just gets boring when there isn't anything like that down here. Our main newspaper is a dog tamed and kept on a short leash. Some of the comics aren't even funny. Get rid of Bizarro, for God's sake. It's a goddamn travesty to humour. I can't believe they are paying that bastard to draw the pile of shit he daily dares to call a "comic strip". It has never, ever, in my living memory made me even smile. As a matter of fact, the more I look at it, the more I hate it. Scrap that comic and ban the artist from getting within ten kilometres of any drawing tools whatsoever for life. For the sake of all that is beautiful and holy in this world.